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The Kama Sutra ( is an ancient Indian text widely thought about to be the standard work on human sexual behavior in Sanskrit literature written by Vtsyyana. A portion of the work consists of practical advice on sexual activity. It is largely in prose, with lots of inserted anustubh poetry verses. “Karma” means erotic or sexual pleasure, and “sutra” literally means a thread or line that holds things together, and more metaphorically refers to an aphorism (or line, rule, formula), or a collection of such aphorisms in the kind of a manual.The Kama Sutra is the oldest and most notable of a group of texts known generically as Kama Shastra. Historicallyin the past, the first transmission of Kama Shastra or “Discipline of Kama” is attributed to Nandi the sacred bull, Shiva’s doorkeeper, who was moved to sacred utterance by overhearing the lovemaking of the god and his spouse Parvati and later recorded his utterances for the benefit of mankind.Historian John Keay says that the Kama Sutra is a compendium that was collected in to its present form in the 2nd century CE.

Why is having sex in a automobile so common among couples? To start, it is because there is nothing more thrilling than the thought that you might get caught doing the disagreeable. Not to mention, automobile sex is spontaneous and naturally, everyone feels the necessity to fulfill the “we did it in a car” cliché.
But besides clinging onto our youth and engaging in some naughty fun in our ride, sex in a automobile is less costly than renting a hotel, or motel for that matter. So everyone has engaged in sex by automobile, and although you are in the automobile for the main event, what locale will you go to in order to reap the most fun for the least worry?Location, Location, LocationIn every city and in every town, there is that one spot that all the young folks go to for the sole purpose of making out (among other things), but do you require to take your woman to “The Point”? Of work not, you require to take her elsewhere for your sexual endeavors.
Parking lotsIf both of you are the more daring type, then a automobile parking zone can serve as a incredible venue to get sweaty and disagreeable. Of work, you’ll likely fog up the windows, but don’t fret, everyone will know what you are up to.
Back alley No, this is not the prelude to one of your perverse dreams. If your woman is not thrilled with having an audience, taking her to a calm and preferably dark area will serve you better. Opt for an alley that people never, if ever, frequent.
Drive-in filmYes, I do know, this is the brother of all clichés, but , how lots of people are still having sex at the drive-in theater? So plan it in your head without letting her know, get her to wear something that provides simple access and enjoy the film.

More places to get disagreeable..
HighwayThere was this one time when my woman and I were driving on a highway, and because they was wearing a dress without a bra and panties, I was once erect for ten minutes before I finally decided to pull over on the side of the road and show her how hard it was… for me to control myself.Auto PositionsOf work, assuming that your automobile is roomier than a sub-sub-subcompact, there’s a quantity of positions you can enjoy in the comfort of your own automobile.

Mountain top

There is nothing like watching the sundown (or rise) and penetrating the woman you love simultaneously. Drive to the top of a mountain (given that you don’t live in the flatlands) and make slow, calm love for as long as it takes to satisfy each other.
The Doggy DashSit on the passenger side and tilt the passenger chair back as much as you can. They can sit on top of you facing the windshield, holding onto the dashboard for balance and controlling the movement. And what a movement it is — not mention that awesome view of her backside.

Backseat Mission

There is not much to this position. You fundamentally lie in the back along with your woman and take your place as the missionary man. For a small variety, try to raise her legs so that the soles of her feet rest on the ceiling of the automobile. And don’t be shy; give her small portal a kiss hello.
Cruisin’ OralAll right, so you are a small egocentric in this one, but hey, you are driving the damn automobile! Put your automobile in cruise control and while driving, they can greet your small buddy along with her keen mouth. But be cautious, a man named Dick lost himself in the sensations that fellatio provided and forgot that they was manning a automobile and before long, they had an unfortunate accident. Don’t be a Dick.

The Lighthouse

You require to have a sunroof for this oldie but goodie. Stand along with your feet on the driver’s chair and while your woman sits in the comfort of the passenger chair, they can again pleasure your manhood while you keep a lookout for undesirables.
Hood LickerIn the event you and your woman are bolder than a porn star amid Happy Hour, then place her on the hood of your automobile and enjoy all the treats they has to offer. Of work, when she is prepared to take you in, you can turn her over and let her hands rest on the hood while you penetrate her like the dog who is finally having his day.

More tips you’ll require in the event you require to make sure a nice time…

Helpful Tips

Music: The rhythm that transcends itself in to her ears can make or break the experience. Make sure you have some awesome beats on hand, preferably something trance-like such as Ultra Chilled.

Parking brake: Think me, lots of people forget all about this straightforward small action. It is important to make sure that the parking brake is on, otherwise you may finish up bare in a ditch, and no one wishes that.

Neat automobile: Any woman would be apprehensive about removing her clothes and getting down in a automobile that has McDonald’s wrappers on the floor or a sticky dash (how does that happen anyway?). Make sure the inside of your automobile is spotless.

Fog windows: Close the air conditioning and make sure the windows get fogged up before you pull up her skirt and give her your stick shift. Speaking of garments…

Kid wipes: How lots of times do people get caught bare in their cars without tissue paper to wipe up the mess? lots of, so make sure you have kid wipes handy to neat up the mess you’ll be making.

Simple access clothing: Make sure you are wearing clothes that can be removed and put on basically. The last thing you require to do is knee her in the face while trying to pull down your fitted denims.

Use condoms: In the event you require to make the least mess feasible, not to mention avoid STDs and undesirable pregnancy, use a condom and you’ll be killing two birds with one stone — or condom, as the case may be.

Be prepared: Keep in mind that sex in the automobile is not approved of in most parts, so make sure you are in a position in which you can basically dress. Mr. Police Officer doesn’t require to know whether or not your woman shaves or waxes down there.

So until next time, fill up your tank and take your woman for a ride — on both sides of the spectrum

There is nothing like a long, relaxing drive in the countryside on a sunny day. That is, unless you can also add sex to that equation. Then it gets about 10 times better! And with a small creativity, positioning yourself for sex in the automobile can be an experience.
Each position listed below has a suggested vehicle to perform it in. For example, in the event you require a large backseat, you could go for a Cadillac or a minivan. In the event you require lots of head room, you might go for a convertible or a automobile with a sunroof.

At The Wheel

This position works best if you are both narrow. Here’s how it is completed: Sitting in the driver’s chair, push the chair back as far as it can go. In the event you have a tilt steering wheel, tilt it back . Then, have her straddle you in the chair and thrust her using the steering wheel to pull yourself forward.

The Wheelbarrow

Prop her up on the hood facing away from you, lift her legs and penetrate her while they balances along with her hands on the hood.
Suggested automobile: 2001 Infiniti I30This luxury sedan features soft leather seats known to be comfortable on long rides… no pun intended.
Suggested automobile: Chevy CorvetteThe Corvette’s bowed hood is ideal for her to balance on. Because the hood is low to the ground this position can be accomplished without having to make use of giant arm strength.

Backseat Cowgirl

This might be the most comfortable of all automotive sex positions. You push the front seats as far forward as you can and lie down in the back chair while they rides you. As Jude Law said in Alfie, “This was President Kennedy’s favourite position.”
Alternate automobile: Toyota Sienna XLEAnother route you could take is the formidably large backseat of a mini-van, like the Sienna. The Sienna’s second row seats compact and flip forward, giving you immense leg room in the third row. The second row seats then become excellent foot rests. Also, the tinted rear windows will protect you against any inquisitive passers-by.
Suggested automobile: Mini Cooper S ConvertibleThis Mini Cooper convertible features the final headroom, a retractable roof. That way, they can sit up and stretch her arms high in the air in the work of the inevitable climax they will get when they rides you.

Front & Middle

She is in the backseat, you are in the front. You rest one knee on each chair and they leans forward halfway in to the front chair and performs oral sex on you. However, make sure they doesn’t pull away at the last second or you might must shampoo your upholstery.
Go front & middle, and enjoy some half & half..
Alternate automobile: 2001 Honda Civic EXThis vehicle has a sunroof that might make this position all the more doable, as you can hang your head outside while she is looking after business.
Suggested automobile: 2005 Cadillac EscaladeThis monster SUV gives lots of room as far as headroom goes and one more helpful feature: tons of space between the driver and passenger seats. In fact there is a lot room in this vehicle that you could probably do any position you can dream up.
Suggested automobile: 2005 Land Rover Range RoverThe latest Range Rover’s additional headroom will make this position a small simpler to pull off without developing a hunchback. The luxurious seats are sure to cushion both your knees.

Half & Half

Her knees are resting on the four front seats (right on the driver’s side, left on the passenger’s) and her hands are on the backseat floor holding her up. You get behind her and ride her doggie style (being ever so cautious not to bump your head).

The Sightseer

You sit in one of the backseats as in the event you were a passenger, they positions herself on your lap facing away from you. In the event you do this in a automobile parking zone it gives you a excellent opportunity to spot somebody coming toward you before they get close.
Suggested automobile: Volkswagen GolfThough it is a small automobile, the Golf is not known to sacrifice rear chair room. Actually, it features lots of space in the backseat, as the front seats can be tilted forward.Take Her

For A Check Drive

Taking a spin in your well-oiled machine can be all the more pleasant along with your woman on board. Add sex and suddenly it becomes the ideal afternoon. In the event you can figure out a sex position that works in your automobile, that is half the battle. Now avoid the prying eyes of pedestrians, motorists and idle cops, and you are home free.

 

 

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